Grrrrr...

Okay, so remember how Shakespeare was away? Well, he got back on Monday, and the reason I haven't blogged since then is because he told me I wasn't allowed to go on the internet until I cleaned up my apartment. This is the conversation that went down when he walked in to say hello.
S- Honey, I'm home!
K- *Excited*
S- You didn't clean up. :(
K- I meant to, but... POTTERMORE!
S- Really? I never ask you to do things for me, and this one time I wanted to come back from my holiday and see my girlfriend without being distracted by the mess, you're too busy.
K- You frequently ask me to do things! And this isn't your house!
S- Maybe I shouldn't visit then!
K- FINE!!! *Angry expression*
S- Alright. I'm not coming here again until you clean up! *Storms out of house, unplugs my internet connection and takes my modem*.
  So, now we're having a fight because he's a neat freak and I used my key to his house to get my modem back so that I can tell you guys what is going on and research stain removal. I'm really upset and SHAKESPEARE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I'M STILL UPSET WITH YOU. That was too much capslock, I'm sorry. It probably hurt your eyes.

I haven't spoken to Shakespeare since then, and I'm sad. So I went onto I Can Has Cheezburger to cheer myself up and found these:

And they made me feel better, so I thought I'd share them with you. And then my cat gave me a hug because he could tell I was upset.