Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Omegle

I just had the best conversation ever. I was perusing Art Of Trolling, and I saw the first few lines of this. I came up with everything after 'what would you like to do now?' Anyway, enjoy!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Omegle Quest
You: You wake up inside a room
You: There is a locked door, a locked chest and a hammer
You: What would you like to do now?
Stranger: grab the hammer
You: You grab the hammer
Stranger: use the hammer on the chest's lock
You: You use the hammer on the chest lock. The chest swings open
You: There is a map inside
Stranger: take the map
You: You take the map. As you pick it up, a key falls out
Stranger: pick up the key
You: You pick up the key
Stranger: use key in door
You: You use the key in the door. The door swings open.
You: You walk into another room.
You: There is a rocking horse, a locked metal chest, and a saw.
Stranger: get saw
You: You get the saw
Stranger: saw the rocking horse
You: You saw the rocking horse in half
Stranger: use hammer on metal chest
You: You use the hammer on the metal chest, but nothing happens
Stranger: use key on metal chest
You: You use the key on the metal chest. It swings open
You: Inside, the is a deep hole with a light at the end
You: *there
Stranger: drop wood shards from rocking horse into hole
You: You drop the wood in the hole. You don't hear anything.
You: Suddenly, the light at the bottom of the hole disappears. A balloon floats up.
Stranger: investigate
You: You examine the balloon. There appears to be something inside
Stranger: grab balloon out of the hole and pop the balloon over the floor
You: You pop the balloon. A long rope falls out.
Stranger: tie rope to chest and rapel down the hole
You: You climb down the rope. The chest swings shut above you.
You: You reach the ground. There is a small tunnel out of the hole.
Stranger: check map
You: It is too dark to see the map.
Stranger: crawl through hole with hammer in hand, armed
You: You crawl through the tunnel.
You: You find yourself in a room.
You: There is a locked stone chest, a small window and a screw driver.
You: There is a sky light high above you.
Stranger: gain screw driver and use it to pick the stone chest
You: You use the screw driver to pick the lock on the stone chest. It swings open.
You: Inside, you see a small rock.
Stranger: store rock into inventory
You: You store the rock in your inventory.
Stranger: investigate window
You: You examine the window. It is thin glass and could be shattered with enough force.
Stranger: look up and investigate sky light
You: The sky light is to high too reach, and appears to be made of thick plastic. It shines a lot of light into the room.
Stranger: throw rock at sky light
You: The rock bounces off the skylight and falls to the ground beside you.
Stranger: pick up rock and store it back in inventory, use hammer on the glass in the window
You: The hammer smashes the window. It is small enough to crawl through. Outside, there is a large field.
Stranger: clear excess glass
You: You clear the excess glass away and place so in your inventory
You: *soem
You: *some
Stranger: climb through window
You: You crawl through the window. You find yourself in a large field. There is a highway on your right. It appears to be mid day
You: You are completely lost
Stranger: check map
You: You look at your map. It has a small tag with the words 'you are here'. The highway ends close to your home.
Stranger: follow highway with hammer in hand
You: You follow the highway. In several hours you reach your home. You have just beaten Omegle Quest. Congratulations.
You: Thanks. You just made my day.
Stranger: you made mine lol
You have disconnected.

Hi

Hi everyone. This is my first post. But anyway, this blog is basically just about the awesome, boring and funny stuff that happens to me. So, well, hi, again. Thats all I have to say for my first post. BYE!