Various things of Varying importance.

Hi peoples, I have returned. I feel cool. There's going to be a few subjects in this post, so try to keep up.

Firstly, here is a picture of my eyes.

I decided that you sort of might like to know what I look like, but I'm not just going to tell you. I'm going to give you photos of parts of me. Then you get to piece them together. It will more fun for all of us this way. Enjoy, because I think my eyes are sexy.

Secondly, I had dinner at my parents last night. That was exciting, because it gives me something to tell you about.

My parents are nuts. If you think about my nutsitude, then multiple that by several, you come up with them. Also my brother, but he is less nuts than me.

They all try really hard to be normal around me, because they think that I grew out of my crazy (ha!). This usually falls flat on its face. They drag the normal out through dinner (which is torture for me, since I struggle to suppress the crazy for 5 minutes), but then when Monopoly comes out, they let loose and it usually ends with the board being thrown out the window.

Monopoly. If you don't know what it is, I'm not going to tell you anything more than that it's a torture device. Google it. It's a tradition in my parents house that whenever they have house guests, out comes the monopoly. It is really scary knowing that my brother and I will have to face another night of screaming at eachother. I did once try to bury my brother, but that's a different story for a different post.

So the monopoly brings out the worst in everyone, and 3 of us end up storming off while the other pretends that they've won.We scream abuse at eachother and lock our doors before we go to sleep because we're scared we'll get stabbed with a rusty fork.Then we wake up the next morning and, when we realise nobody's dead, everything goes back to normal.

Thirdly, I walked my brother to school today. He's 16 and facing year 10 next year (He's strange, don't ask me), so he's still at school. I went and saw all my old teachers. It was crazy. I sat in the staff room with them and had coffee and caught up. It was fun, but it drove crazy because it felt so wrong. It was like seeing your teacher at the shops, but 1000 times worse.

Forthly (almost done), I'm a supporter of animal rights, so please, click this link here and make the world better.

Okay, well, thats about it. I can't think of anything else, so see you later.