Things that I have learned in the past week

1. Cyclists are unpredictable. Even the nice ones.

2. That guy you raced against will not care that you are on your 10th race and he's on his first. He will lord his victory over you anyway.

3. It is not okay to punch that guy in the stomach.

4. It is also not okay to chase down a cyclist who nearly ran you over. He will be a big tough guy who can beat you up with one hand tied behind his back. 

5. If you run away from him, he will remind you that you are NOT faster than a bike.

6. Your housemate will not believe you've been to the gym if you get home before him. He will think you just watched Doctor Who all day.

7. When Jae says that you have to do the dishes, you will have to do the dishes, otherwise he will chase you with a length of rope and tie you up.

8. People can hear you when you sing in the car with the windows down.

9. Pretending to pole dance on a light post will have guys walking up to you for the next hour and laughing at you.

10. It is not wise to forget you are uncoordinated just long enough to join a game of football.