I have RETURNED

Hi guys. I'm back. I only disappeared because since the 'Shakespeare Incident' I've been living in my parents basement and have only just gotten some form of internet back.

Lots of stuff has happened in my life since we last spoke. As I said, I'm living in parents basement again, and I have no intention of moving back out anytime soon. I'm just too lazy to go looking for an apartment that I can afford. It's a pretty good setup, I have my dogs with me again (as well as my cat), and I can paint the walls! So now I'm turning my home into a nerd cave. I really quite excited.

This is also the first blog post in which I'm doing my own html, mostly because blogger is being a bitch and not letting me just WRITE the damn blog post. Luckily I have this kind of backup. Hooray.

I should probably be asleep, since it's 4am and I have stuff to get done later. But it's really windy, and loud noises on the roof are keeping me awake. Congratulations, gentle reader, you're being used as an alternative to sleeping. Thanks.

I have a few new competitions planned, for eventually. One for when I reach 100 posts, and one for when I reach 10 followers. You can make one of those things happen, reader. And I don't mean coming to my house and gently stabbing me until I write more.

I currently have an evil scheme brewing, and while I'm too lazy to go into the details here, if you're a blogger interested in finding out exactly how crazy I am, then email me or contact me on facebook and I'll tell you what's going on.

Shakespeare has a new girlfriend, which has kind of got me in a stabby, lonely mood. But I'm fine. For some reason I thought it might take him a bit longer. Stupid assumption. Shakespeare's badass.

I'm going to stop writing now. Bye. Thanks for reading my babbling.

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Well, Shakespeare announced today that we should date other people before we commit to each other so that we're sure we've made the right choice. Which is something that's been on my mind, since we both have fairly short romantic histories (He's my 3rd real relationship, and the second one was a douche), but not something I would ever consider leaving over. So I left, and am currently staying at a friends house because 1am is not a respectable time to show up at my parents house in tears.

That's all for now.

Update: I called him today (because I have no problems with seeming desperate) and we chatted. He said that he wanted to date/sleep with other women, but he didn't want to do that while we were together, so he was going to "get that out of his system then come crawling back" (actual quote from our conversation), which is both sweet and unbelievably idiotic. So I feel better. Still upset with him, but I see his point, and it's been one I've been thinking about too.

LOOK!

I have a review site (along with a few other bloggers I've asked to help me). We review places in Australia that tourist wouldn't normally visit. I'm sure it's been done before, but I felt like the internet needed more opinions.

Just Click Here to see what the hell I'm talking about.

Interesting Ideas

Okay. So, I have this idea for a competition. But it would involve multiple blogs. I'm not going to hand out any extra information here, but if you're a blogger and your interested in this idea (as vague as it is) email me (my email can be located in the Contact Me page) and I'll tell you a bit more. It's just easier to not talk about it publicly until something is actually happening.

I'm a terrible blogger

It's stupid. I've been going through a phase for a while now in which I am terrible at making conversation (even seemingly one sided conversation like this) and so I have been a terribly bad blogger. But I'm going to try and interact with the world at large more. That includes the internet (YAY!) So I'm using this blogs facebook page for casual conversation, as well as pretending I know how to twitter and tumblr. So you should make sure you're keeping on top of those. Especially if you like pointless babbling (and you must if you read this blog).

It's a shitty new years resolution, but it's the only one I've got.

Getting back on the bike

I stopped any and all kinds of physical activity pretty much when I broke my arm. So now it's officially time to get back to work. I started today, by setting up the wind trainer (for my bike) in the loungeroom and going out for a ride. Super easy, but fun all the same.

Question is, should I set up another blog for my athletic endevours? I want to share my various stories, but I don't want to bore people here who don't care. I'll probably set up a poll. Look out for that. I want you all voting :)

On a completely different note, I'm considering starting a "Australia by Australians" blog, which will review places that tourists wouldn't normally visit (hence the "By Australians" part). But I need some help. If you're an Aussie and want to write with me, shoot me an email!

Yay!

I got accepted to display ads with project wonderful. I've already been advertising with a few low-key sites, and this is gonna be a big step for the blog. Just those two little ads there for now. Maybe I'll add something else soon. REMAIN WATCHFUL!

I totally recommend Project Wonderful to everyone hoping to advertise. They're super duper easy to use, and, I mean, if THIS blog can get ad space, any blog can.